A storm more violent than anti-SOPA rage is sweeping across the otherwise serene plains of the internet. Families are turning against fathers, mothers against children, flocks against shepherds: is this advanced, non-Euclidian planking, or just something else entirely?
I maintain that it is. Planking, although broadly defined by Gizmodo.com as "the act of lying facedown for a photograph." Some might contend that it's a little more than that; perhaps lying absolutely flat, like a plank, is required. Some might say the surface itself has to be flat. Some are wrong.