Freaked out about the "always on" Xbox One creeping on your life? You probably shouldn't be. But if you're one of those people who's afraid of connecting your Xbox to the Internet, love playing old and used games and hate having a Kinect, this is your hilarious fear of Xbox One: it's HAL 9000.

To be honest, Xbox One is probably far, far away from being HAL 9000. Probably more like HAL 1000. Or HAL 1. The short was produced by Cinesaurus for Gritty Reboots. [Gritty Reboots]