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    Image of aaj111 aaj111
    05/06/09

    In reply to Boneless Belt Separates Your Fat Into Small Segments, Shames You
    I am all for dozens of mini-boobs.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    05/06/09

    @aaj111: I'm with you - they're like mammary sliders!
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    Image of xcharliemx xcharliemx
    05/06/09

    In reply to Boneless Belt Separates Your Fat Into Small Segments, Shames You
    Put it on Dom Deluise and it'll look like Energon cubes sticking out LOL!


    What? Too soon?

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    Image of Grinning Kestrel Grinning Kestrel
    05/06/09

    @xcharliemx: I LOL'd. Does that make me a horrible person? >.>
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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    05/06/09

    @GrinningKestrel:


    Yes, but only because Dom Deluise is dead.

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/06/09

    In reply to Boneless Belt Separates Your Fat Into Small Segments, Shames You
    Didn't Shatner wear one of those during the Star Trek movies?
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    Image of Michael Mei Michael Mei
    05/06/09

    In reply to Boneless Belt Separates Your Fat Into Small Segments, Shames You
    Maybe it's real purpose is so that it'll look like you have a six pack with a tight shirt on.
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    Image of Mandatory_Field Mandatory_Field
    05/06/09

    @Michael Mei: Hmmm, looks more as if you would look like you had a whole case of 24 with a tight shirt on.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    10/29/08

    In reply to Chair Burns Calories For You (Through Torture)
    "Chair Burns Calories For You"


    You mean all this time, I've been burning the chair's calories all by myself? That selfish bastard!

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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    10/29/08

    @ripfire: In Soviet Russia YOU burn chair for calories...


    Wait... WTF?

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    Image of Lestat Lestat
    10/29/08

    @bpapa9013: Nono, In Soviet Russia, chair burns YOU for calories... :)
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    10/29/08

    @Lestat: In Soviet Russia You burn calories for chair?


    I think we have done all three options here, and none of them make any sense.


    *MISSION ACCOMPLISHED*


    I think the problem is that the actual story: "Chair burns calories for YOU." IS already the "In Soviet Russia" version...

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