Those poor, poor trouser snakes. No, not the Boner whales too! Come on lady, those are an endangered species!

Like a scene out of Sigmund Freud's wet dreams, this official music video for G. I. Jane from Jackson and His Computerband has been aptly described as "castration dynamite and phallic entertainment for everyone." Everyone.

G.I. Jane is the title track from the Band's upcoming EP and was created by the combined mad genius of Myzyk & Moriceau at Division & Mathematic. You can also see the censored version here, in case you wanted to watch with your kids or elderly grandmother.