Ernie Keebler just likes to make elf cookies in his elf tree with his elf friends. But a look at old Ernie’s Twitter account seems to reveal something much darker. Why is he looking directly at me?
Honestly, just scroll through Ernie’s Twitter and tell me you don’t notice something strange. For one thing, I thought there was supposed to be more than one Keebler elf. For another… I don’t see any doors.
When you realize that Ernie is actually talking directly to someone tied to a chair and that person is you, the Twitter viewer, it puts every image and GIF into a whole new light.
Why are you here? Why is he baking for you? What does he want?
I really like #MashUps! It's what I do when I mix dark chocolate & vanilla icing for #CookiesAndCreme Fudge Stripes! pic.twitter.com/qHebvgAso9
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) August 9, 2016
I want to celebrate #ChipsDeluxe for #ChocolateChipCookieDay. But what do you get the cookie that has everything? ❤ pic.twitter.com/v1ZLtqIXJv
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) August 4, 2016
The Baking Room is full of magic, oven-baked perfection ready to be packed up! Whoa, I'm a little dizzy. pic.twitter.com/nMWFCq3zHS
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) July 25, 2016
I just love Birthday Cake Fudge Stripes. They taste like birthday cake but you get the whole thing, not a slice! pic.twitter.com/XUFfXuaWqA
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) July 14, 2016
Why can I only see this creature on my phone but not in the room? Can I catch it with Fudge Stripes cookies? pic.twitter.com/zmlm94qDwO
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) July 13, 2016
Ma Keebler always said, life is like a box of Fudge Stripes – always delicious! #WorldChocolateDay pic.twitter.com/YffI7jB3bh
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) July 7, 2016
People here say to avoid trolls. But why would I? My neighbor's a troll, and he loves Fudge Stripes. He's the best! pic.twitter.com/rQvkJbj1Bn
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) July 7, 2016
With Birthday Cake Fudge Stripes, it can be like everyone's birthday every day. So Happy Birthday to you! And to me! pic.twitter.com/x4NQncceyN
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) July 5, 2016
When it comes to Fudge Stripes, I always stripe right. pic.twitter.com/ytBp3Aq8yP
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) June 28, 2016
Do I call this a "selfie" or an "elfie"? #NationalSelfieDay pic.twitter.com/OBDzJCXThU
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) June 21, 2016
Happy #NationalBestFriendDay! Make this yummy necklace for you and your BFF! (The hard part will be not eating it.) pic.twitter.com/LrGaN9f9tc
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) June 8, 2016
I made my own #chewy video! pic.twitter.com/cvApLPSLnX
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) May 26, 2016
A3 My 1st #ThrowbackThursday! Here's a photo from my first TV commercial. Gee, I was so nervous. #BiteSizedBitsOfJoy pic.twitter.com/RzqKGrazyA
— Keebler (@KeeblerUS) May 26, 2016
Dear God, where’s the door? Somebody get me out of here. If you can hear me, please send help.
