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$300 Keyport Keyfob Dissected, No Goblins Guarding Your Keys Lurking Inside

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Yep, someone spent $300 on a Keyport just to break it apart. Sadly, there's nothing supernatural inside, like a portal to an alternate dimension that houses your keys until you need one. Just cut-down keys with some notches. But! Apparently Chen's keys have fallen into a wormhole of sorts—he sent them in to get a Keyport made back in December, and he still hasn't gotten one. He's been locked out of his house ever since.

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one2manycords
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Ok my Audi key alone is $300...I'll pass.... damn fine German engineering...LOL