Here is where I should write something along the lines of “pot, meet kettle!” but the hypocrisy is so thick that I can’t even lift my fingers up to the keyboard.

During the primaries, he labeled Marco Rubio “Mark Zuckerberg’s personal senator.”

“Mark Zuckerberg’s personal Senator, Marco Rubio, has a bill to triple H-1Bs that would decimate women and minorities [in the tech industry],” his website proclaimed. (I don’t know who was burned harder here, Zuck or Marco.)

Last December, Donald set his sights on Jeff Bezos, accusing him of using his ownership of the Washington Post to sway coverage of... Amazon? In order to avoid paying taxes? (That accusation is exactly as nonsensical as it sounds.)

In October, Bezos chided Trump for “eroding” the country’s democratic processes, while also “joking” that he could send him to space. But he has since capitulated, and congratulated Trump after his victory, tweeting that he would “give him my most open mind.”

The very same day, Trump also suggested recruiting Bill Gates to “close up” parts of the internet.

“We’re losing a lot of people because of the Internet,” Trump said during a campaign rally. “We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what’s happening. We have to talk to them about, maybe in certain areas, closing that Internet up in some way.” Perhaps he can ask Satya Nadella for some tips on how to do this.

This February, it was Apple’s turn, despite Trump’s strange history of Steve Jobs fandom.

“First of all, Apple ought to give the security for that phone,” Trump said during a campaign rally in South Carolina when asked about the battle between Apple and the FBI over the San Bernardino shooter’s iPhone. “What I think you ought to do is boycott Apple until such time as they give that security number.”

“How do you like that? I just thought of that,” he added.

Mark Zuckerberg not-very-subtly called out Trump’s grand plan for a wall. Trump’s campaign did not take it well.

“Self-righteousness isn’t very proactive,” Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson said on CNBC in April. “We can talk about taxes, we can talk about jobs and even immigration, but that doesn’t really put food on the table and save lives.”

“I think I’ll take Mark Zuckerberg seriously when he gives up all of his private security, moves out of his posh neighborhood, and comes to live in a modest neighborhood near a border town,” she added.

When things were going badly during the campaign, Trump found a scapegoat in “the Google poll.”

“A new post-debate poll, the Google poll, has us leading Hillary Clinton by two points nationwide, and that’s despite the fact that Google search engine was suppressing the bad news about Hillary Clinton,” he said at a rally in late September. “How about that.”

And, finally, just over a week before the presidential election he went on to win, Trump went after most of his targets with one classic tweet.

“Very dishonest,” indeed. Good luck, tech leaders. Let’s hope your meeting goes better than others did.