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A Melting Glow Stick Is Like the Most Spectacular Candle

I’m not quite sure how the logistics will work out but I now know that I don’t want regular candles for my future birthday cakes, I want melting glow sticks. They burn so bright and ooze out such spectacular alien colors and leave such a lovely fluorescent goo behind that normal candles can’t even compare anymore. Fire is now boring unless it’s coming out of a glow stick, basically.


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Kesava Anderson

Thank you.

-Sincerely, Nature.