The sound of waiting for your dial-up modem to connect probably induces enough nightmarish flashbacks as it is. But when you slow that same smattering of scratches and clangs down 700%, you get the soundtrack to the scariest part of every Wes Craven movie ever.

It's agonizing. Don't worry, there's an antidote! It's called Jurassic Park slowed down 1000%, and it's going to make it allllll better. [Reddit]