Hey guy! What you have to say is important! Don't let the naysayers keep you from expressing your opinions! It's your God-given right as an American! To express your opinions, that is!
This waistband speech amplifier makes you heard for up to 50 meters! In America, we call meters yards, if I understand it correctly! That makes the range half the length of a football field, the field that America's game, football, is played on! Or wait, maybe baseball is America's game! In any case, football is quite American as well!
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