1) Cocoon : I think that picture pretty much says it.

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2) The Bad News Bears Go to Japan : The worst sports comedy not available on Blu-ray. Alternately known as Tony Curtis Needs a Paycheck.

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3) Jaws: The shark looks fake enough already, guys.

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4) The Darjeeling Limited: So far Bottle Rocket is the only Wes Anderson on Blu-ray, which in this case is a positive.

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5) It Happened One Night: No argument here about the movie's quality. But from the DVDs we've seen of this, the Marx Brothers, and other pre-war classics, it's clear that for many older films the celluloid really doesn't deliver a clear enough picture for an HD transfer to matter, especially celluloid that hasn't been stored very carefully.

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6) Titanic: Sure, people want it, but I want Cameron to work on Aliens and The Abyss first.

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7) Superman IV: The Quest for Peace No amount of image enhancement is going to make Nuclear Man a worthwhile bad guy.

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8) On Her Majesty's Secret Service: Blu-ray is our chance to excise George Lazenby from the Bond records once and for all.

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9) The Breakfast Club: A library's a library, and nobody needs to see that much more of Anthony Michael Hall and Molly Ringwald's awkward years.

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10) Plan 9 From Outer Space: Widely regarded as the worst movie of all time, any enhancement would surely detract from its kitsch factor—the only thing that makes it worth seeing at all.

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