Anyone Using a Flip Phone Is Probably a Serial Murderer or a Drug Dealer

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Are we entering a new age when a flip-phone is the mark of either drug trafficking or hired assassination? Are we there already? Maybe we've all just been watching too many episodes of The Wire.

Stand-up comedian Hannibal Buress performed on Conan last night where he voiced a suspicion regarding the illicit activities of flip-phone users. What activities will the next defunct communications device bring to mind? iPhone means psycho stalker? Blackberry means devil worshipper? Anyway, check out the Conan site for Hannibal's full performance. [Conan]