Apple's suing Samsung! Samsung's wants to sue Apple! But Samsung sells Apple lots and lots and lots of components every year! So how are the legal squabbles affecting their relationship? According to Apple COO Tim Cook on Apple's earnings call today, Samsung remains a "very valued" partner, no matter what the lawyers say, despite having "crossed the line in mobile." I've seen this episode of Divorce Court. I just want to know who gets to keep the dog.
Apple: Hey, what's up man?
Samsung: Oh, nothing much. You?
Apple: Oh, nothing in particular... btw, stop copying us.
Samsung: What? Bro, I don't copy anything from you -
*Nut checks Samsung*
Apple: I won't tell you again. Stop copying us.
Apple: I still love you though.