I have to confess that I still can't get Xiaxue—the amazingly popular Asian blogstar who slammed the iPhone in favor of a Chinese knock-off earlier this month. At first I told Matt that I thought she was a completely dumbtastic bozo but, after seeing this, I think she may be the biggest toe-curling comedy genius since Ricky Gervais. There's something awkwardly funny about her reply to the Apple fanboys' flaming that made me laugh out loud. Wait until the end of the video and everything will make sense. Kind of. What do you think? Stupid moron or comedy genius? (Update: I just saw the previous episode on her series, a NSFW six-minute visit to a sex shop, including her take on toys and penis extender systems. She's definitely funny.)
@OMG! Ponies!: As a Brooklynite myself, I see that sort of thing all the time. Since I've actually met a couple of prostitutes who don't actually wear long nails like that, I'd have to say she looks more like an eagle, or some other prey-snatching raptor, which will be beneficial if we're reduced to scrounging for small prey in a post-apocalyptic world. In that world, I hope this cute little Asian chick can provide me and my family with much needed conies, and she can perch on my forearm anytime.