Someone Wrote Erotic Fiction About Clippy
It was only a matter of time before someone sexualized a paperclip… wait, what? A steamy, new erotic fan fiction titled “Conquered by Clippy” just popped up on Amazon for the low, low price of $3. This 4,000 short-fiction-soon-to-be-masterpiece comes from Leonard Delaney, who has also penned such classics as “Mother Fucking Wizards,” “Taken By…