If you’ve ever dreamed of owning a piece of Twilight, do we have some news for you: On November 19 and 20, the Prop Shop is holding a two-day live auction of over 900 props from all five Twilight movies in Los Angeles, including costumes, jewelry, even Jacob’s motorcycle. But who cares about that? Here are the weird, stupid and/or insane Twilight items you can actually own, if you’re willing to pay the price.
The Wooden Fishing Bear on Bella’s Home’s Front Porch
An Impressive Amount of Forks High School-Related Print Media
The Bases Used in the Cullen Family’s Ridiculous Vampire Baseball Game
The Leg Brace Bell Wears in Twilight, Which Seems to Be a Completely Normal Leg Brace
The Ribbon Bella Managed to Cut Herself on in New Moon
Movie Tickets to Facepunch, Seen by Bella While Moping Over Edward
A Pair of Jacob’s Jorts
Jacob’s Very Uncomfortable-Looking Cot
A Broken Cellphone Destroyed by Edward
Two of Jacob’s Socket Wrenches, One of Which Is Functional and the Other Is Just a Prop
Charmingly Silly Werewolf Stand-In Used for Filming
A Foam Tip Rock Shard That Bella Once Touched
Edward’s Wedding Suit, Which Is Stained With Regular Blood
Bella’s Casket from Breaking Dawn, Which Again Seems to Be a 100 Percent Normal Casket
The Dog Bowl the Cullens Obnoxiously Served Jacob a Snack In
The Prosthetic Belly Kristen Stewart Wore to Portray Being Pregnant With a Womb-Destroying Half-Vampire Baby
And, as Promised, the Afterbirth-Stained Costumes of Bella and Edward
…
For more on the auction, including instruction on how to bid, attend, or just photos of more pieces, visit this site.