Bierstick Requires Busty Girl to Operate

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The Bierstick is a syringe for beer. For some reason. It allows to drink 24 ounces in less than two seconds—probably breaking your throat in the process if you are not an expert—and it's FDA-approved for use in swimming pool and lingerie parties. The Bierstick only costs $20, plus the $500 you would probably need to pay for the busty girl in white undies required for it to work properly, according to the photos in the instruction manual.

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I don't know about you, but I think this beats the fridge with built-in beer draft and the all-in-one beer machine hands down. And it's fully compatible with the bikini bottle opener to boot.



[Bierstick via Liquor Snob]

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This would fit in perfectly right next to the 3 story cascading beer bongs and the aptly named octobong at the university of wisconsin - madison. except we'd have made it bigger. only two beers? i envision one blown up to about 8 times the current size with a nozzle that splits into four mouthpieces, mount it horizontally and the girl can sit on the plunger.