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Body Computer Lingerie Mouse From Pat Says Now

Nicholas Deleon

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Is that picture of Lady Bird Johnson on your desk no longer revving your engine? Maybe a seductive piece of plastic designed to be held in your hand for long periods of time is what just what Dr. Love should prescribe?

Swiss manufacturer Pat Says Now’s Body Computer Mouse is an optical USB mouse in the shape of the fairer sex draped in lingerie. With a 520 dpi resolution, the Body Computer Mouse really doesn’t do anything amazing and won’t improve your fragging, but it will make yours the most popular cubicle in the whole office. The two buttons are strategically located on the lady’s chest, giving a whole new meaning to the phrase “double click.” Don’t get too carried away though, or your boss might demand that you unsex mouse from the crown to the toe.

The Body Computer Mouse can be had for about $37 in the UK.

Product Page [Pat Says Now via Gadget Candy]

Purchase Page for the UK [Fabstuff.net]

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