Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.
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Tonight's Strawberry Diesel comes from reader Bryce Q.
It's like Guess Who's Coming to Dinner but funnier, with more car chases and less overt racism. Meet Buck was produced by the team at Superinfocom.
Part keynote, part sing-along, all awesome.
When Toki Wartooth is elected King of Norway, this will be his inaugural theme. Yes, that's is a saxophone player in the metal band. And an accordion player too. [h/t Charlie Jane]
And what, pray tell, is in that motherf***ing Pterodactyl's pipe I wonder?
They need to make this into a game show next season, it'll be bigger than Star Search. Just listen to how pumped that audience is getting.
This must be some form of witchcraftery. Watch these guys pull massive amounts of kief from not a lot of shake using dry ice and a gallon bucket. Presumably the dry ice flash freezes the trichomes allowing them to more easily shake free through the mesh bag.
Watch This Deeply Weird Snack Bar Video Who wants to eat pickles and sno cones? *puts down blunt, raises hand*
Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.
And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.
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