Forget Google Reader or Feed Demon for your RSS needs, this modified telegraph sounder taps out RSS feeds using MagpieRSS PHP script to grab them and Morse2LED to make them tappable. It's a little useless if you don't know Morse Code, but it looks pretty sweet next to its steampunk keyboard counterpart.
Holy mother of all utility belt items, Batman! I suppose that if we can't figure out what Commissioner Gordon is trying to tell us, we can always throw it at the Joker... BTW, Batman, I think the Batcave can really use the bookcase door from the previous post. Give it some panache, ya know?