What's made out of of solid oak, a foot in diameter and weighs about 14 pounds? One of Nick Offerman's handcrafted wooden emojis is what. Never has there been a more lasting way to tell someone that you're sticking your tongue out at them.

When Nick Offerman isn't appearing in Parks and Recreation he is genuinely a carpenter. So Conan decided to commission him to make the most difficult emojis he could. "Not only will you get your message across," he explains. "But you'll have put something together with your own hands." [Team Coco]