Crayon Cologne Tells the Ladies You Are Mature

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Close your eyes, think "Crayon" and the first thing that occurs to you isn't the bright yellow box but the smell: part puke n' earwax, part unbridled creativity. Now you can wear that essence, in the form of Demeter's Crayon Cologne. At $19 an ounce, you better hope the message you're giving off is Raw Sienna, not Burnt Umber. [Perpetual Kid]

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