Cube Lube: 'What It Takes to Really Move Your Cube'

Illustration for article titled Cube Lube: 'What It Takes to Really Move Your Cube'

This is a real ad found in 1982 comic books— coincidentally, the same year I was birthed by a cylinder of Tinkertoys. [flickr via CavalcadeofAwesome via Neatorama]

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frankurd
Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!

Replace Cube with Cock and you have a modern day KY ad:

We've got what it takes to really move you cock!!!

Cock Lube

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