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Do These NASA Photos Reveal a Coffin on Mars?!

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I'm excited to report that in 2015, it looks like the Mars rover Curiosity has found Dracula on Mars. At least, that's what UFOlogists think — and if you look at this picture, you'll probably be convinced too. Occam's Razor and all that.

Here's NASA's original picture.

Here's Dracula's coffin!


And a close-up, below, which reveals even more Dracula-esque features on the coffin. My fondest hope is that soon we'll have endless lucha libre movies where Dracula fights Martians. Or maybe Ice Cube can come back to Mars and kick some fanger ass in Ghosts of Mars X: The Re-Marsening.


UFO enthusiasts are unimpressed by NASA's lack of interest in the coffin. Over at Very Top Secret Information, the editors write:

This little box sure does look like a modern coffin concrete liner. As well as the stonework on the back part of the hill that looks like stairs or some left over stonework from some old civilizations constructions.

It is incomprehensible that NASA takes no action to examine the stone box. Like what Scott Waring says: "What would it take to get NASA to turn the rover around and examine the contents of this box?"

Good point. Ice Cube wants to know too.