Don't Do This

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I have made a terrible mistake.

We do not need to do poll widgets. I absolutely did not need one, much less three of these doom feeds. And yet here I am, refreshing my home screen like a maniac as I stare down a trio of bad decisions. This was a poor life choice that I regret deeply.


Just log off. Reader, just log the hell off.


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I posted this elsewhere earlier, but it applies here too. I don’t need this at the very top of my news app. At least it hasn’t metastasized into widget form yet, as far as I can tell.

(Oh, I just checked, and it’s now been updated to add a map. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.)