Don't Do This

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I have made a terrible mistake.

We do not need to do poll widgets. I absolutely did not need one, much less three of these doom feeds. And yet here I am, refreshing my home screen like a maniac as I stare down a trio of bad decisions. This was a poor life choice that I regret deeply.


Just log off. Reader, just log the hell off.


Dr. Doctor

There should just be a simple, non-biased meter, one side is ‘Peaceful Nirvana’, and the other side is ‘2020 doom for 4 more years’ . and a needle pointing towards which is leading.