Exposing Your Junk To The Comcast Guy Will Not Get You Free Cable, Only Jail Time

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Here is my life lesson for today: no matter how excited you are to get your internet service fixed, do not expose yourself to the Comcast guy. I can't stress that enough.


Here is one harrowing tale:

The technician testified that he went to Trikes' Pinckney Road home Oct. 17, after Trikes complained his Internet service was too slow.

While at the defendant's home, the technician said, Trikes began discussing pornographic Web sites that he had visited online as well as a sexually explicit video that he said he found in a gas station garbage can. The technician said he began talking about his date later that evening "to ease the uncomfortableness" of the situation.

However, the witness said, Trikes then exposed his genitals, which made the technician extremely uncomfortable.

Needless to say, Trikes is now facing jail time for indecent exposure. No matter how you feel about Comcast, nobody deserves that. Seriously, It's the kind of reverse porno you will probably find in hell. [Consumerist via Digg and Image via Flickr]


Lite: an adventurer is me!

From the Diary of Wesley Crusher:

Dear Diary,

I fell for it again. Geordi asked me to bend down and pull some plasma conduit through the jeffries tube again... Only to find Worf's junk waiting for me as I opened the far hatch. I would have turned around and gone back, but Data was close behind and talking about how anatomically correct he is, and that he is proficient in over 300 forms of love... Anway, I took it in the Jeffries tube again is becoming more literal than a metaphor.