Fake Goatee Will Make You the Justin Timberlake of the LAN Party

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Having trouble with the ladies? Your personality isn't to blame, I'm sure, as the fairer sex loves it when you describe funny LOL CATS images and talk about how Ubuntu Linux would take over if people would just give it a chance. No, it's got to be the lack of facial hair. Everyone knows that a thin goatee is the fastest route to a woman's heart, and if you were cruelly dealt a babyface in the card game of genetics, then what chance have you got?

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nutbastard

"or you could just wait a few days and let nature do it's thing"

like xone said, asians have it really tough when it comes to this stuff. i have a vietnamese foster brother who can't grow shit, plus one of his armpits is half as hairy as the other. but this fake stuff, i can't see any self respecting asian wearing this for anything other than humorous purposes.

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