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The last thing I fondled admiringly definitely wasn't the Haier M1000, but this Engrish is well worth a second look. The M1000 is a relatively uninteresting phone—MP3 player, multi-colored LEDs, not much else—but it has a fashionable outlook and it attracts me.

Haier M1000 [AVING-CHINA]