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For the Perfect Thanksgiving Turkey, All You Need Is a Giant Axe and a Dog

GIF via YouTube

In order to stuff the perfect turkey, you’ll need one cup of celery, one cup of carrots, an axe and a dog, explains prolific inventor Joseph on his YouTube channel. Once you successfully con your dog into chopping veggies for you, you can use that very good boy (or girl) to warm the butter you’ll need to lather your turkey in. A true engineering miracle. Watch below.

[H/T @tweetsoutloud]


Eve Peyser was the night editor at Gizmodo.

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Bob The Builder

What about that axe makes it “giant”? That looks like your standard-sized axe to me. Are you an Oompa Loompa?

This is a giant axe: