Are you sick of love songs that use scientifically inaccurate metaphors to describe romance? Well, sit down, pop in your ear buds, and listen to these two fellows croon about love in terms of covalent bonds, pH, and genetic mutations.
Mitch Moffit and Greg Brown created "The Science Love Song" for AsapSCIENCE, and here are the lyrics:
I'll be the spark, if you'll be the flame
Start a reaction that can't be contained
Balance your pH by sharing my base
I'll be your star, if you'll be my space'Cause there is no distance that I wouldn't go
Through spacetime and wormholes my matter would flow
To the edge of the universeI'll be your G, if you will be C
Or I can be A, if you will be T
If there's a mutation I'll fix every base
Working as your zinc finger nucleaseJust like an atom, don't rip us apart
Unless you want a big BOOM in my heart
We can take it fast or really slow
But we can't know with certainty where we'll go
If at first we don't succeed, we'll try two more times
So our failure's a statistically significant tryLike an equation, it all works out
If we balance the sides there's no need to doubtCHORUS:
This is your science love song
A place to start our chemical bond
A research endeavour
We can write the conclusion togetherJust like the movies I'd steal your heart
But then you'd die...so I won't do thatIf we broke up I'd be no more
I'd give up H2O for H2SO4
Take away gravity, I'd still fall for you
Share my last electron in a covalent bond for two'Cause you're like that angle, A-cute and you're smart
Your labcoat and goggles go straight to my heart
Except that's a lie, cause the heart doesn't feel
When it comes to love the brain seals the dealREPEAT CHORUS
[via Laughing Squid]