Zombie Alpaca Plush
She wants to cuddle your brains, not eat them. She promises.
Zombie Attack Apron
Because there’s no need to let a little thing like a zombie attack interfere with a perfectly good dinner party.
Zombie Bottle Opener
Come the apocalypse, you’re going to want a drink.
Zombie Apocalypse Pack & Tent Set
Get ready.
We Ate Your Stick Family Decal
Because those stick families are really fucking annoying.
Leatherman Wave
Don’t let the apocalypse catch you without a good multi-tool (also handy for opening heavily taped presents.)
LifeStraw Personal Water Filter
This is just cool.
Zombie Cajun Hot Sauce Gourmet Food Gift Set
Who says that the zombie apocalypse can’t also be delicious?
Nerf Zombie Strike SlingFire Blaster
Just remember that if you give one of these babies to someone you should also come armed yourself.
The Walking Dead Blood Spatter Mug
Words to live by. Hopefully.
The Map of Zombies
No zombie poster should be this beautiful.
