Before you ask...no, they are not wearable. No, don't bother sniffing them. At least in the US, very few people will pick up on just how perverted this all really is—unless, they were a big fan of wrestling back in the day that is. [AkibaOS via Kotaku / Image via MoPo]
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I like how the first thing Sean thought of was that people would snif them.