Delta's Facebook Page Just Wants To Talk About Bl0wjobs Right Now

Delta, Delta, Delta. The Jan Brady of airlines has fucked up again. Someone has hacked Delta's Facebook page and is posting about blowjobs and worms. (No word yet on whether the hacker is a group of 13-year-old boys at a sleepover.)

Just like its flights, its social media hack is gross, unpleasant, and amateur.

IF YOU MUST KNOW those penis-lookin worms are from a phylum of marine worm called priapulida and their anuses are of great interest to evolutionary biologists and they very much so look like squiggly dicks.


Delta is aware of the hack but has not regained control of its rogue, juvenile Facebook account.

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