Hail Satan, Flight 666 Lands Safely in HEL on Friday the 13th

Image: screenshot/flightradar24
Image: screenshot/flightradar24

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard the most metal flight of your lives. Let’s do some sky crimes.


Finnair flight AY666 has, according to the Daily Mail, become something of a running joke for several reasons. Along with pentagrams and images of Baphomet, 666 is, of course, associated with Satanism. And several times a year, AY666 just happens to fly on Friday the 13th.

Today’s extra-unlucky flight also happened to be nonstop from Copenhagen to Helsinki. Or as ticket-holders would have seen it written: CPH->HEL.

Just to drive the point home, the plane itself is also reportedly 13 years old as of this year. However, it is unknown at this time which of the passengers were seated in the 13th row, or if any of them were 13 years old.

At 3:50 local time today, flight AY666 landed more or less on schedule and without incident. Thanks, Satan.

[Daily Mail, Telegraph]

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Just an FYI, but the inverted pentagram is linked to satanism, not the regular one. Also, Hel is not anything like the christian hell. And they better be blasting Slayer on this flight nonstop.