Everybody loves a slender waist, and what better way to get one than with the world's most whored out cat? Just slip on the Slender Shaper, flip the switch to "Svelte," and you'll go from a size 6 to a size 2 in no time. Or not, since these things don't actually work. [Tokyo Times]
@Amiash: We all "hate" Hello Kitty. But I bet more than half of these people secretly have rooms decorated in all her shizzle stuff. How about that Hello Kitty AK-47 from a while back? Or what about that Hello Kitty Toilet roll? Hello Kitty Rice cooker? Hello Kitty bike tires? Oh yes.
@TriZz: You mean you want her to spit onto the Waist Slenderer??!?!?