“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.” - Revelation 6:8
Death will one day come for us all, but it will come significantly sooner for residents of south Wisconsin, thanks to one quadcopter-controlling hero. The area uncle recently fulfilled biblical prophecy when he attached a spooky-wooky skeleton to his new drone and began “fucking with people.”
“[S]o my uncle got a drone and now he’s fucking with people,” wrote nephew Zac Crueger on Twitter, “😂😂😂.”
Unfortunately, Crueger offered few other details about his uncle’s reign of terror, but, as was foretold, it seems our nightmare has only just begun.