Hulk Smashes New Movie Trailer

WHAT IS THIS? HULK NEW MOVIE TRAILER? OK, let's see... Uhmmm... Not bad. Hulk likes Ed Norton. BUT HULK HATES BANNER! BANNER IS A PUN*oh, there's Liv. Mmmm... HULK LOVES LIV! OK. More things. Yoga? Wait, WHAT'S THIS PUNY ZEN STUFF! AND WHY BANNER FALLS FROM HELICOPTER!? WHAT? HULK DOESN'T HAVE THAT HIPPIE HAIR! HULK DOESN'T LIKE STUPID TRAILER! WHO DO THEY THINK HULK IS? RINGO STARR? UHMMM... Hulk likes Ringo though. He's nice. And sings like Kermit. And Kermit is green. AND HULK LIKES GREEN! BUT WHO IS THIS BIG GUY? HULK IS CONFUSED! MAYBE HE LIKES TRAILER AFTER ALL! What do you think?

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photophile
photophile

Why remake an origin story that was told recently??? Continue on with the story, and let Hulk kick some ass for the whole 90 minutes.

It should start with Hulk smashing things, have him smash more things in the middle, and at the end, Hulk smashes Liv in the face and jumps into the sunset.

It's like the new Batman movie with the Joker. I'll watch it, and it will be awesome, but it was done already. There's lots of other villains to choose from.