The Hahn HFP160 Firewood Pro Skidsteer Firewood Processor is just one of the many machines designed to turn trees into firewood at maximum speed. These ever-hungry metal monsters are the Four Horseman of the Industrial Apocalypse incarnated.

It's not the craziest one, however. This may be it:

Which is similar to this:

But there's more. Check out this insane log splitter:

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