I want to eat these burger pop-tarts forever

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I find pop-tarts really disgusting. But these I Can Haz Pop Tart burgers must be delicious: "a smashed grass-fed beef patty, with a bacon onion jam, melty cheddar cheese, in a buttery pop tart pastry." I just want to wake up every day, open my mouth, and have a conveyor belt pushing six of these down my throat.


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I'm not entirely sure if it is an accident, but I thought it worth mentioning that the link in your article goes to the story about the various models that led to the E.T. we all know and love. Not that he wouldn't be yummy in a breakfast pastry...