I want to eat these burger pop-tarts forever

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I find pop-tarts really disgusting. But these I Can Haz Pop Tart burgers must be delicious: "a smashed grass-fed beef patty, with a bacon onion jam, melty cheddar cheese, in a buttery pop tart pastry." I just want to wake up every day, open my mouth, and have a conveyor belt pushing six of these down my throat.

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