All apologies to your domesticated furball, who I'm sure strikes adorably schizo poses chasing reflected light around your apartment, but come on. They can't measure up against a freaking lioness versus a freaking laser.
"Ah yes," says the cat, "my arch enemy... a tiny bright of light that jiggles around."
In other news, I've often said for hours sitting still in the dark watching TV and I wonder what my dog thinks of this. I picture some dog scientists sitting and wondering what it is about this flat glowing screen that makes humans stare at it so intently.