Just when you think William Shatner's second career in self-parody can't get any more demented, along comes his latest music video. The night sky resolves itself into a giant smudgy Shatner face, which gazes down on the Earth and intones the lyrics to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody." And when Shatner gets worked up, lightning strikes and meteors rain down. Leaving you with just one question: What does Shatner want with a starship? [via Fearnet]