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TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity

Are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles finally going to get the vehicle they deserve? Technology and a whole new generation of impressionable kids are giving them a new lease on movie life. We’ve been speculating about the return of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for some time, but finally some official details have come out.…

Movies Meredith Woerner

David Slade Abandons Bloody Horror For Bedazzled Boytoys

30 Days Of Night director David Slade is going to direct the third Twilight movie Eclipse. Thus moving from actually scary vamps to sparkle vampire motion. Summit announced that David Slade would be taking over the hit series with Eclipse. So do you think Slade can butch up these fey vampires, and maybe get them…

Movies Meredith Woerner

Battle of the Postapocalyptic Tap Dancers in the Bronx

Among the many amazing post-apocalyptic movies to come out of the early 1980s, few are as demented as Bronx Warriors, which features tap dancing gangs vs. biker gangs, plus a hero named Trash. In this scene Trash and his pals are trying to get through the Bronx as fast as possible, to rescue an innocent…

Movies Annalee Newitz

Pandorum’s Cung Le Sheds Some Light On This Mind Job Movie

We’re getting space madness waiting for details on the creepy “stranded in the big black” flick Pandorum. Thankfully, world champion fighter and Pandorum actor Cung Le explained how we should all be afraid, very afraid. https://gizmodo.com/pandorum-trailer-raises-the-space-madness-bar-5164050 Cung Le, who just so happens to be a Strikeforce World Middleweight Champion with a no-nonsense scissor kick, plays…

Movies Meredith Woerner

Modern Day Beauty And The Beast Continues Lie About Inner Beauty

Vanessa Hudgens is joining up with Harrison Ford, Brendan Fraser and Keri Russell, in a modern day NYC retelling of Beauty and The Beast. Hudgens will be the fair maiden, in Beastly. This reboot will be set in New York, and focuses on a good-looking rich brat with a mean streak. After bailing on a…

Movies Meredith Woerner

Constantine 2 Not Abandoned Yet

Hooray for powerful forearm tattoos whose powers need zero explanation. Constantine 2 is still in the makes. Producer Lauren Shuler Donner commented on the potential for a Constantine sequel, remarking “Looks very good. Thinking about it. Looking for a writer.” This one should most definitely be short on the Keanu and long on Peter Stormare‘s…

Movies Meredith Woerner

Warner Offering Up Blu-rays in Exchange for HD-DVDs with Red2Blu Program

Still sitting on a pile of HD-DVDs that grow more and more embarassing by the day? Warner Bros. has just started up a new program that’ll let you swap them out for Blu-ray versions. The Red2Blu trade-in program is designed to get people burned by HD-DVD into the Blu-ray fold. Simply mail in your HD-DVD…

Movies Adam Frucci

Ron Jeremy’s “One Eyed Monster” Is Controlled by Aliens

When aliens possess legendary porn star Ron Jeremy‘s special asset during a secluded movie shoot, panic ensues! We’ve got some amazing behind-the-scenes footage from the detachable penis scifi comedy, “One Eyed Monster.” Possibly NSFW. The big special effects blockbusters get CGI artists, but this movie gets something even more awesome: A dick wrangler. You can…

Movies Annalee Newitz

The Terrifying Sight Of New Moon Were-Nipples

The werewolf dudes from Twilight’s second movie New Moon have just raised the oops-I-just-threw-up-in-my-mouth-a-little bar with this new promo pic. Take that shiny, forlorn vampires — quiver in fear from their spray tan abs. The actors are Chaske Spencer, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon and Bronson Pelletier. Not pictured: Taylor Lautner, and his terrible, terrible wig.…

Movies Meredith Woerner

Lawyers, Accountants Still Watching The Watchmen

Next month will see a mediation between Warner Bros. and producer Larry Gordon. The issue to be settled? Just how much Watchmen’s legal troubles will cost both parties… and who will be paying Fox. May 13th has been set as the date for both sides to meet with mediator Daniel Weinstein to discuss whether or…

Movies Graeme McMillan

The Weirdest Monster From Japan’s New Giant-Superhero Movie

Here’s an exclusive look at the “Leaping Monster” that terrorizes Tokyo in Big Man Japan, the bizarre superhero movie coming to U.S. theaters on May 15. Click through for the Japanese drawings of the monster. Another exclusive image is the photo of Big Man Japan IV, the grandfather of the current Big Man. According to…

Movies Charlie Jane Anders

Rifftrax Twilight Makes Vampire Angst Easier To Bite Into

If you’re still boycotting shiny vamp movie Twilight, considering lifting the ban for this RiffTrax Twilight remix. Now these are the angsty emo vamps I’ve been looking for. Please make New Moon just like this. For more information check out RiffTrax.

Movies Meredith Woerner

Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl: What More Could You Want?

I don’t think they used enough fake blood in this trailer for Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl, from the sickos behind Tokyo Gore Police. There’s at least five seconds with no splatter. Rockin soundtrack, though! I love all the bolts coming out of Frankenstein Girl’s face, and all the weird dismemberments. Not to mention the…

Movies Charlie Jane Anders

Is Wolverine’s Emma Frost More Disappointing Than Gambit’s Ridiculous Hats?

Some “video bios” of Wolverine’s mutant stars put the nasty-as-she-wanna-be Emma Frost front and center… and the PG-rated version of Emma is an even bigger disappointment than Gambit. The new video bios play up the “dark’n’angsty” side of Wolverine over the action side, and make it look like a totally different movie than we’ve been…

Movies Meredith Woerner

Is “Sense Of Wonder” Just A Code For Returning To Childhood?

Science fiction writers and fans clamor for a return to “sense of wonder,” marveling at the richness of the universe, and technology’s brilliance. But is this another way of saying “returning to childhood”? It’s a cliche to say “The Golden Age of science fiction is 14.” When you’re young and wide-eyed, all the universe’s brilliance…

Movies Charlie Jane Anders

Peter Jackson Describes Lovely Bones’ Version Of Movie Heaven

Get a first look at Peter Jackson‘s surprisingly uplifting adaptation of Alice Sebold’s bestseller The Lovely Bones, about a brutally murdered teen’s view from purgatory/heaven and her acceptance of death. In an interview with USA Today Jackson explained what his teenage heaven will feel like in the movie adaptation: It’s God-less in the sense that…

Movies Meredith Woerner

Chinese Invasion Will Bring $99 Blu-ray Players This Christmas

The Red invasion—which the Blu-ray Disc Association has delayed as long as possible—will bring a wave of cheap Blu to the United States, in the form of $99 Blu-ray players this Christmas. https://gizmodo.com/sony-ceo-200-blu-ray-players-coming-364186 The BDA had held out bringing Blu-ray to China, knowing that when the technology and licensing became available to manufacturers over there,…

Movies Matt Buchanan

Dune Remake Could Be Greenlit Soon

The most highly anticipated remake may be Peter Berg’s Dune movie. We got a chance to ask producer Kevin Misher about the status of Dune and inquire, will the blue eyes remain intact? I hear you are working on Dune with director Peter Berg, why did you want to get involved with that? It’s one…

Movies Meredith Woerner

Twilight’s Vampires Defeated By Lawsuit?

A rumor going around online at the moment claims that production of New Dawn, the second Twilight movie, has been halted due to Stephenie Meyer being accused of plagarism. Only problem? It’s not true. The story, as reported by Digital Spy and WENN amongst others, says that Heidi Stanton, Meyer’s former college roommate, claims that…

Movies Graeme McMillan

The Psychic Penis Aliens Are Squirming in Your Tub

Though we’ve treated you to visions of Slither before, this clip is so awesome it must be seen if you’re to appreciate the best alien invasion flick of the past five years. Slither not only contains Nathan “Captain Hammer” Fillion, but also a bizarre/wonderful plot about sperm-shaped aliens who take over the body of an…

Movies Annalee Newitz

TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity

David Slade Abandons Bloody Horror For Bedazzled Boytoys

Battle of the Postapocalyptic Tap Dancers in the Bronx

Pandorum’s Cung Le Sheds Some Light On This Mind Job Movie

Modern Day Beauty And The Beast Continues Lie About Inner Beauty

Constantine 2 Not Abandoned Yet

Warner Offering Up Blu-rays in Exchange for HD-DVDs with Red2Blu Program

Ron Jeremy’s “One Eyed Monster” Is Controlled by Aliens

The Terrifying Sight Of New Moon Were-Nipples

Lawyers, Accountants Still Watching The Watchmen

The Weirdest Monster From Japan’s New Giant-Superhero Movie

Rifftrax Twilight Makes Vampire Angst Easier To Bite Into

Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl: What More Could You Want?

Is Wolverine’s Emma Frost More Disappointing Than Gambit’s Ridiculous Hats?

Is “Sense Of Wonder” Just A Code For Returning To Childhood?

Peter Jackson Describes Lovely Bones’ Version Of Movie Heaven

Chinese Invasion Will Bring $99 Blu-ray Players This Christmas

Dune Remake Could Be Greenlit Soon

Twilight’s Vampires Defeated By Lawsuit?

The Psychic Penis Aliens Are Squirming in Your Tub

NASA Rover Finds Glowing, Ruby-Like Crystals on Mars for the First Time

Anker Prime Docking Station Hits Its Lowest Price as Amazon’s Spring Sale Winds Down (14 Ports With 160W Output)

Google TV Streamer 4K Drops to an All-Time Low, Final Hours in Amazon Spring Sale to Turn Any TV Smart on a Budget

The New ‘Masters of the Universe’ Trailer Brings Eternia to Life

AirPods Max 2 Review: Still Ridiculously Expensive and Ridiculously Nice

UGREEN Bluetooth Tracker 4-Pack Now Just $7 Each With iOS and Android Support, While AirTag Stays at Full Price

Trump Posts Concept Art of His Presidential Library, and It’s AI Slop

Forget Tower Desktop, GMKtec Mini PC Drops to a Record Low as Amazon Clears Out Final Spring Sale Stock

DJI Osmo 360 Review: The Best 360 Camera for the DJI-Pilled

Aqara Smart Lock U400 Review: Hands-free Unlocking at Its Best

MSI Prestige 14 Flip AI+ Review: A Solid 2-in-1 Laptop With Some Glaring Flaws

Sonos Play Review: Call It a Comeback

Sonos Era 100 SL Review: The Cheapest Way Into Wired Sonos Sound

Asus ROG’s Massive Swift OLED Gaming Monitor Epitomizes Excess in the Best Way

The Ikea Varmblixt Smart Lamp Fills a Donut Hole in My Life

Nothing Headphone A vs. Headphone 1: Which Pair of ANC Wireless Headphones Wins?

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