College Humor wondered why all Chinese food menus looked the same from all those different Chinese food takeout restaurants that all somehow taste the same and it's so obvious! They all must use the same Photoshop technique! What you know about the peeling laminant and saucy fingerprints filter?

Chinese takeout is one of the true wonders of America. Even if you've never been there, it'll taste like you've been going your whole life and even if it tastes bad, you know you'll still go back. Check out the hilarious Chinese Food Photoshop tool below. [College Humor via Laughing Squid]