At long last, I am getting rid of both my cursed V710 and my Verizon service. I got a new phone, so I no longer need the above-pictured POS, what with its lousy battery life, constant dropped calls, busted battery case, lack of T9 texting, crappy camera, pocket-bulging girth, and nickel-and-diming service plan. I’m moving on up, baby.
https://gizmodo.com/helio-heat-gallery-and-grope-smallest-ever-yet-fully-240842
In honor of this momentous occasion, I’d like to celebrate by destroying this phone that has caused me so much pain over the years. How should I do it? Vote below, and next week I will get Blakeley to film me wrecking the phone in whatever method wins in the poll. So go ahead: join me in bringing the hurt to the V710. it’s gonna feel so, so good.
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