Johnny Cellphone Holders

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Some days I feel that it would be best just to gouge out my eyes with a rusty spoon. Case in point: The Johnny Cellphone holder. These things are made of plastic and look like little schlongs. Why would you buy this? Because you're depraved. They're only $5, but so is a bottle of Mad Dog and one bullet for your revolver.

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