Roman crocodile armor is the closest thing reality has to Dungeons & Dragons gear
In the past, we’ve examined some hilarious forms of body armor for both human and hound.But in terms of sheer flamboyance, it’s hard to beat this suit of Roman crocodile armor from the third century, AD. https://gizmodo.com/this-1880s-anti-masturbation-armor-the-ultimate-codpi-5933371 https://gizmodo.com/10-retro-body-armors-that-will-transform-you-into-an-ol-5917559 https://gizmodo.com/this-siberian-bear-hunting-suit-from-the-1800s-turns-yo-5927038 https://gizmodo.com/and-now-historical-samurai-armor-built-for-a-dog-5940286 It’s unclear if this suit bestows any sort of defense bonus against ochre jelly, so…
