Justin Timberlake’s New Fragrance: Eau de iPod
Justin Timberlake‘s “Play” cologne (rhymes with “alone,” remember) for Givenchy tries to emulate handheld gadgets with Play/Rewind/Forward touch buttons, but it’s all a trick. You can never rewind to that less-smelly, less-desperate time before you bought this stuff. Influenced, in the most irritating way, by “mobile multimedia gadgets, those quintessential objects of modernity and style…