The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
The last human alive, grown in a test tube, begs her robot guardian to teach her about sex, in this hilariously awful scene from 1979’s Star Virgin. “You are a messy biological organism and your erogenous zones are useless.” NSFW! We’ve featured some terrible Star Wars knockoffs in the past, but Star Virgin may actually…