Child hides eggs in wardrobe. Eggs hatch deadly, venomous snakes. Because Australia.
When three-year-old Kyle Cummings found a stash of eggs near his home in Townsville, Queensland, he did what any three-year-old would do: he gathered them up in a plastic container, took them home, squirreled them away inside a wardrobe and then tottered off. Later, his mother discovered the eggs had hatched seven eastern brown snakes…