Do you have what it takes to survive a vampire attack? Twilight hasn’t prepared you for the full-on ferocity of these fearsome bloodsuckers. That’s why we’re sharing some vampire survival basics. Learn the vampire alphabet before you’re bitten!
These lovely vampire pointers come from V is for Vampire: An Illustrated Alphabet of the Undead by Adam-Troy Castro and Johnny Atomic. Castro, of course, is the author of the indispensible Andrea Cort novels. We already featured some pages from their book Z is for Zombie back in February.
https://gizmodo.com/the-twisted-alphabet-of-zombie-survival-5749238
This time around, they teach about vampire-slaying basics, plus why vampire real estate deals are so tricky. Check out some more pages from the book in our exclusive gallery.
V is for Vampire goes on sale June 7, and it’s already available for preorder.
